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green-lifestyle icon by on 04/01/2009


Car-pool Lanes Ideal on April 1 - Green Living Tip Brought to you by Ideal Bite

www.idealbite.comDriving solo and late to a bikini bash?

The Bite:
Dive into the car-pool lane alone for once - you deserve it for being eco. Cops won't mind as long as you're cute-ish (if you're fugly, there's always the "my water just broke" excuse). It'll get you through rush hour without going off the deep end.

The Benefits:

  • Lifeguarding the planet. Clinical studies show that using the diamond lane prevents up to 790 pounds of greenhouse gases per person each year. Yep - 790 greenhouses.
  • Getting to the party on time. Forget fashionably late; punctuality counts for a lot.
  • More attendees. It's Peer Pressure 101: The more people there are in the car-pool lane (especially if they're driving nice cars), the bigger car pooling's cachet becomes.
  • And hey, if you do get a ticket, you can always contest it in court.
Wanna Try:
  • Just remember not to tell April Fool's jokes while driving. It kinda defeats the purpose.
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Jen BiedermanJen From Renewable Choice Says:  I love this tip, just perfect for the first day in April...APRIL FOOLS DAY PEOPLE!!!! =)